i have to make a quick note and say that this post isn't meant for complaining, it was fun and hilarious for me to think all these up. i am in love with my pregnant belly!
YOU KNOW YOU ARE PREGNANT WHEN...
...you can't see how much you weigh because tipping to see past your belly changes the actual weight...
...you have constant nasal congestion for months...
...you start using a giant beach towel after showering so you can actually cover yourself...
...you are boarding an airplane and keep bumping into the person in front of you because you forget you have to stop sooner now...
...you drop something and wonder if it's actually worth bending over to pick up...
...you know exactly where all the public restrooms are within a 50 mile radius of your home...
...every commercial on tv either makes you sad or hungry...
...you're scared to sneeze or cough because you might pee a little, my personal favorite...
...you have to buy a new bra every month...
...you can't see your feet let alone the shoes you have to somehow get on...
...you can use your belly as a table...
...when your husband has to help you get up so it won't take an extra 30 seconds of your time doing it alone...
...you ask the same question 5 times because you can't remember the answer from the first 4...
...half the shoes you own don't fit your swollen feet anymore...
...you can't paint your toenails anymore...
...you see your innie becoming an outie...
...your toes look like little sausages...
...when the end of constipation is a cause to celebrate...
...your not allowed to carry groceries anymore. even the small ones...
...you search and search for the car keys and they were in your hands the whole time...
...you rarely shave your legs anymore because it's considered "exercise"...
...you have to take a rest after showering because just that is tiring...
...you make jessica simpson look smart with all of the comments that come out of your mouth...
...you want a pickle but end up eating the whole jar...
...you eat less on thanksgiving than any other day of the year...
...you rip your clothes because you just really wanted to fit in them still...
Sounds like so much fum!! :) Good luck!!
ReplyDeleteOh boy, I know most of those things too well! Except for the pickles part. Yuck. lol. Oh, and I used Zantac to help my heartburn with both of my boys because Tums wasn't strong enough, and if I didn't control the heartburn I'd throw up... that was wonderful! Oh, and I totally relate to having to rest after a shower. I had to do that with both pregnancies!
ReplyDeleteokay, i loved this. i might have to copy and paste some of them for my own post because i was laughing so hard due to the fact that i am right there with you...lol
ReplyDeleteHA! Loved it! I'm going to have to make my own list. I think i'll hold off for a bit though. I only have like 1/4 of that list!
ReplyDeleteWhat!? You're preggo!!??? Sorry i missed it and i'm late, but i was preggo recently and attending to the little one doesn't leave much time for blog reading. However, I am SOOOOOOOOO very happy for you!! BIG CONGRATS!!! XX
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